The TowlHub boasts the most cutting-edge technology that the insanely competitive paper towel market has ever seen. For one thing, it features an interchangeable “topper” that doubles as a wine stopper—because what more could you want from a paper towel holder than a completely unrelated bar accessory?
The holder itself is made of stainless steel shiny enough to make the blind squint. And you just know that holder is nice at dispensing PT’s, what with that stainless steel swagger and all. And really, isn’t that the most important thing when it comes to a paper towel holder?
Because this thing has not one, but four USB ports! Now you can plug in all your electro-knickknacks while your do whatever it is you do in your 21st-century cooking room.
Have you ever wanted to fidget to Skrillex while sautéing onions and just not give a care about battery drainage? TowelHub has you covered.
Are you overcome with separation anxiety every time you leave your smartphone in another room to charge? TowelHub has you covered.
Are you too badass to worry about putting exposed electrical outlets in close proximity to the sink? TowelHub is the technologically advanced paper towel holder for you!
Are you so indecisive that you can't bring yourself to choose between standard and jumbo-sized paper towels? Don't worry, TowelHub fits both!
TowlHub doesn’t kowtow to your pre-Internet spelling conventions because it costs 50 bucks and will make every room look better by comparison. It’s the lowest of the low-hanging fruit, the crème de la crème, the pinnacle of paper towel technology.